I have spent my life lusting after unfathomable things.
I want "tom" from 500 days of summer to be a real life human, complete with brown cardigans and messenger bags.
I want to dance for Janet Jackson.
I want to be the best at everything, over-coming my undeniable lack of any god given talent at any of those "things".
In the areas of my heart there a few things I really, really want. When I get them I inevitably can be seen running full speed in the opposite direction. If you promise to love someone forever, I am well aware that one of two outcomes are imminent: